So simple, so poetic so great. By Christoph Niemann.
http://niemann.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/02/02/i-lego-ny/
Recently we found out that, according to Google’s search, 303,000 people out there were “extremely terrified of Chinese people”. We got deeper into Humanity’s brain, and got a list of hilarious and scary findings:
Go to the US version of Google, and type what is in bold to find the following:
• 5,310,000 pages from people asking or answering: How to get pregnant.
• 69,400,000 people asking How to make money.
• 32,600,000: How to get over someone.
• 3,290,000: Who do I have to be to make you sleep with me.
• 841,000: I have a large cat in my pants.
• 3,300,000: I have a large uterus.
• 112,000: I have a lovely bunch of coconuts (lots of swallows surfing the web).
• 256,000,000: I want to die.
• 3,160,000: Why do I fart so much.
• 528,000: Why do indians smell.
• 63,500,000: Why do I sleep so much.
• 680,000: Why do I have green poop.
• 883,000,000: Why do I have no friends.
• 7,570,000: Why do I have diarrhea.
• 4,170,000: Why do I have so much discharge.
• 7,120,000: Why do I have to pee so much.
• 230,000,000: Why do I have gas or so much gas.
• 456,000: Why do men have nipples.
• 6,000,000: Why men don’t call.
• 8,380,000: Why men lie.
• 11,000,000: Why women have affairs.
• 36,500,000: Why women lie.
• 94,200,000: Why Obama should be president.
• 19,100,000: Why Obama should not be president.
• 42,300: Why Luke Skywalker is an idiot.
• 1,610,000: I would like to buy a hamburger.
• 286,000: I would like to extend you an invitation to the pants party (at Jason’s house, in Jason’s pants).
• 818,000: I think im pregnant.
• 442,000: I hate Indiana Jones 4.
• Almost 800,000,000: Who do I vote for.
• 4,980,000: I want a new drug.
• 114,000,000: I want a wife (114 million people are nuts).
• 783,000: I have one testicle.
• 21,900,000: I have one more drink.
• 12,400,000: I have three breasts.
• 320,000: I have three testicles.
• 1,580,000: I have three girlfriends.
• 610,000: I have four sides, all opposite sides are parallel, I have no right angles. What am I.
• 159,000,000: When to work.
• 126,000,000: When to say I love you.
• 2,730,000: Sleep is for sissies.
• 2,890,000: I smeel like poop.
• 1,510,000: What is a recession.
• 1,400,000: I have a hard time swallowing.
• 338,000: I have a big bag of crabs here.
• 1,060,000: Sex is for making babies and revenge.
We. Are. Doomed.
Full Article Here: http://i.gizmodo.com/5152141/google-proves-humanity-is-sick-and-sad-yet-absolutely-hilarious
Meet “Kingsford” the piggle. He is the most anerable house-pig you’ve ever seen. Squealing included:
This is great, hopefully you’ve seen the first one:
Old Jews Telling Jokes
Terra Jole a.k.a. MINI-BRITNEY celebrates pop icon Britney Spears like never seen before with flawless costumes and live vocals. Her short statured frame of 4’2” combined with a huge spirit and energy never fails to delight audiences.
Terra is originally from San Antonio, TX. and has been singing, dancing and acting since the age of 5. She is most recognized for being featured on MTV’s special “True Life: I’m a Little Person” but is also known for countless other Television and Film projects such as MTV’s “TRL” The Learning Channel’s “Little People,Big World “, “The Daily Show with John Stewart”, “Austin Powers 3”, “Tales From Beyond”, “Friday Night Lights” and “The Osbournes”.
Other live performance projects and tours include Ozzfest, Insane Clown Posse’s Twizted Tour„Carlos Mencias’ Punish Tour, Minikiss, Lil’ Crue and the Radio City Christmas Spectacular multiple times, to name a few.
This Mini-Pop-Diva is unstoppable!
Sample Songs Below:
1. * Oops I Did It Again
2. * Toxic
3. * Stronger - (Chair Song)
4. * Hand In My Pocket - Alanis Morrissette
5. * Overprotected
6. * Baby Hit Me One More Time
7. * Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne
8. * Boys
9. * Me Against The Music
Encore
10. * I’m A Slave For You
